Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I think people are normalizing furries
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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