The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
