What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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