How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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