My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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