i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
And my parents said I crawled through the house
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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