everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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