Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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