are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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