me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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