there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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