I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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