Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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