hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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