New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
You smell like a Billy Joel song
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I'm always down for nudity.
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