Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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