Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
My nipple is on Facebook.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I'm just crazy horny about you
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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