why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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