I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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