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dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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