belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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