Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
please come you make the beer taste better
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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