we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Randomize
