He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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