So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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