Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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