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just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
COCAINE IS GR8
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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