Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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