I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
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