I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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