She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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