Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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