just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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