you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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