Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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