im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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