At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
