Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Randomize
