i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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