I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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