So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
These tits shall not be calmed
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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