Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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