ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Randomize
