Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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