Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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