Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
He has the fingertips of a God
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