Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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