i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
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