there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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