He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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