butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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