you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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