Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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