whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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