I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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